Pirate Paul: The River's Advice Column
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Dear Pirate Paul,
What do I do if my friend wants me to go to a party and I don't want to go, but I don't want to offend my friend?
Dear Conflicted Caller,
If I were in your shoes, I would just tell your friend that you don't feel comfortable going to the party. If they are a good friend, then they will understand how you feel. I don't like going to parties myself, so when my friends ask me to go, I just tell them no.